Update on my name
2 july 2019 00:53

*ignore the basketball jyst listen to the song while you read the article, song starts and 0:30*

I have been offered an undisclosed amount of money per day by Saren if I take my name rights off the market and keep the name Lilly.

My name has been Gary since I joined this game almost 9 months ago. Kachow to Gary, and Kachow to all those who knew him. And now, an in memorium, for all of Gary's names:

Gary, Gary Thicc Boi, Gun Slinging Gary, G.I. Gary, GaryCynical, Perhaps Not Gary, Probably Not Gary, Special Agent Gary, Merica Gary, Furry Hunter Gary, Gary-Chan of Trapsville, Gary (again), Gary Son of Cumhail, Princess Gary, Gary Tall Boi, Princess Gary of the North

RIP Gary, you will be missed.

Author: Stupid effing dumb ass Gary